Lists

10 Great Episodes of Lore

I am obsessed with all forms of urban legends, myths, and folklore. I’m also really into podcasts lately, because it’s 2016. That being said, there’s one in particular that really scratches my itch to be creepily intrigued. That podcast is LORE. Lore is created and performed by Aaron Mahnke, who might be a robot. I say this because of the extensive and intricate research he undertakes in order to bring us fascinating stories every two weeks. Lore explores the terrifying truths behind common and uncommon folklore, and just recently it was revealed that the Aaron is partnering with the creators of The Walking Dead to bring Lore to a television near you! What better time to celebrate this addictive podcast?

Here’s a list of my top 10 Lore episodes, in order of release:

Episode 6: Echoes

One of the most horrifying memories of humanity’s past is the state of the early mental institution, or asylum. Politics aside, it also happens to be one of my favourite sub-genres of horror movies; nothing scares me more than the human psyche and the torture inflicted on mentally ill people who were often just misunderstood.

“Settings are often just as important to a story as the tale itself. The Shining had the Overlook. The Legend of Hell House had the Belasco. We fear cabins in the woods and even our own basements. But the mother of all horror settings is the asylum, with a dark pedigree unlike any other.”

I could talk all day about early asylums, especially about Dr. Freeman - the man credited with inventing the icepick lobotomy. This episode of Lore addresses this and more while examining the Danvers State Hospital, the introduction of thorazine, and the fate of it all today. I wish this episode was twice as long. Might I suggest some supplemental reading? My Lobotomy: A Memoir by Howard Dully, which follows the story of the author, a misbehaving child who was treated with a lobotomy at the age of 12, and how it affected his life.

Episode 8: The Castle

“When the authorities entered a building in Chicago’s south side in 1895, they weren’t prepared for what they found. Above and below the neighborhood pharmacy was a seemingly never-ending maze of doors and rooms. What those hallways and staircases led to, however, was beyond disturbing.”

If you’re a true crime buff or you watch American Horror Story, you’ll know who Henry Holmes is. Season 5 is aptly named ‘Hotel’ taking place, well, in a hotel. This was loosely based on Holmes’ hotel which was built to facilitate his murder spree. H.H. Holmes is one of the first documented serial killers in America and was also a successful con artist. Building his own version of a funhouse (called "the Murder Castle") to hide the victims of his crimes is not his only legacy, and I encourage you to listen to find out more.

Episode 9: A Devil on the Roof

“Few stories have the endurance to last centuries. Fewer still have a proven track record of documented, authoritative eyewitness accounts to back them up. Among those rare myths, one stands above most. For nearly 300 years, something has haunted an area of the country that is known for rare and unusual wildlife. So many people have seen it, in fact, that it’s almost impossible to deny its existence.”

Unfortunately, I’m not a big fan of creature sightings. Whether it’s bigfoot, chupacabra, or nessie; I feel like taking an eternal nap when those blurry photos show up. But I can’t deny the effect these stories have on society - especially the Jersey Devil. In 1.1 million acres of mysterious untouched forest, stories are bound to come up. Since 1735, the origin of this folklore has been in question. No matter how it began, the descriptions of the creature remain the same. What does this mean for the story? Listen up and decide for yourself. This isn’t that X-Files episode, don’t worry.

Episode 11: Black Stockings

“Humans have a history of making up stories to explain the unexplainable. Sometimes we use those stories to teach our children a moral lesson, or entertain our friends. Sometimes, though, those stories get taken seriously, and the results have been unspeakable.”

Thankfully humanity has evolved enough to eradicate some ridiculous theories we had about what was going on around us. We like to ask “why?”, and when no immediate answer comes to mind, we like even more to make them up. We tend to blame others for our misfortune, and sometimes even weird made-up creatures like The Changeling. To learn about the origin of Changelings, and the horrific things people did to rid themselves of them, listen to this one.

Episode 12: Half-Hanged

“History is full of people who took things too far. Humans are gifted at turning on one another, a skill we’ve honed over the millennia. But when a small town in colonial Massachusetts needed a scapegoat for a dying hero, they discovered a target who refused to go down without a fight.”

Just as we used to blame Changelings for our children's’ bad behaviour, we also blamed people we didn’t like for our misfortune. We are all aware of the Salem witch trials, a microscopic view of a panic that spread all across the nation. Listen to this episode of Lore to learn about a tenacious victim whose accusers worked outside of the legal system.

Episode 17: Broken Fingernails

“We leave our loved ones there after they’ve passed. We treat the space with reverence and solemn deference. Cemeteries are meant to be a final resting place. Sometimes, though, the ones who should be gone try to come back.”

I don’t know if it’s normal to have a burial plan before you’re 30, but I’ve already decided I’ll be cremated. Graveyards naturally creep people out - they’re places of mourning, mystery, and hauntings. They’re not particularly nice places to visit, unless you’re a wayward teen drinking vodka coolers and partying at the "Baby Graves"^ at the edge of town. In any case, when people are buried there they’re not expected to come back. Listen to this episode to see how true that really is.

^For context, the "Baby Graves" were in a small town I went to high school in. The town had a regular graveyard and then a "forgotten" graveyard out in the bush from the early 1900s where allegedly a plague had killed a bunch of babies and young children. They were all buried out there in fear that whatever they had was contagious so it was left to ruin over the years. You could go down this dirt road and go into the bushes a bit and there were a ton of unmarked graves, sunken into the ground. People dared each other to go in the middle of the night to see who could last the longest. There were eerie little white picket fences and crosses around a couple of them, but it was common to sink into some that you couldn't see. There was a single marble headstone far back into the trees that had the name Volkmar Bellack on it, but we never found out anything of note with that name. It was particularly scary in the winter as you would often hear grouse doing a mating call by thumping their feet on the ground which echoed and sounded like a panicked heartbeat. The "cool kids" tended to go out and party in the bush, drinking and leaving their bottles around the graves. It was a weird place, and in a small town with nothing to do it wasn’t uncommon to hear “want to go check out the Baby Graves?” on a Friday night.

Episode 18: Hunger Pains

“For as advanced and civilized as we are, humans are still led by very basic desires. We are drive by a need for safety and shelter. We long for a community to belong to. And we hunger. But not every method of sating our desires is good. Upon occasion, those methods have become downright evil.”

First of all, I love this episode because much of the material is from my home province of Alberta, and I get some weird satisfaction knowing that there’s cannibalism in the history there. The idea of eating other human beings is taboo, so when we hear stories of people driven to enough desperation to do so, a chill gets sent up the spine. Even scarier are those who ignore the taboo and feast on flesh anyway, after being touched by a creature called the Wendigo. Listen on, if you liked Hannibal.

Episode 23: Rope & Railing

“There are places in the world that we rarely see. Our busy lives never take us there, and as a result, they don’t come to mind when we think of chilling tales and frightening lore. But they exist, and despite their inherent light, they too hold a deep darkness.”

If you had to pick just one episode from this list, I would suggest Rope and Railing. This is my favourite episode thus far and I heartily recommend it to anyone who will listen. Having an affinity for the sea and a natural curiosity has always attracted me to lighthouses. Every lighthouse I’ve visited has a story behind it that locals tell with a glint in their eye, but none of them have a story as fantastic as the one shared in this episode of Lore.

Episode 25: The Cave

“Over the centuries, all sorts of methods have been used to govern people. And while some have been just and humane — such as most modern legal systems — others have been more unusual. Social fear, religious tyranny, and military might. However, few examples stand out as much as the events that took place over a century ago on a small island off the coast of Chile.”

This is the episode that gave me chills, and my second-highest recommendation. This episode revolves around a particularly nasty cult of warlocks. Blackmail, curses, forced deformities, this one has it all. Journey with Aaron into the secret cave where some of the darkest and cruelest actions allegedly took place, and then let me know how you sleep after. I’ve been thinking about this one ever since I heard it, and my second listen-through for this list affected me just as much.

Episode 26: Brought Back

“Humans have been obsessed with escaping the grasp of death for thousands of years. It’s impossible, of course, but we dream of it nonetheless. Which makes the events in a small Caribbean village all the more horrifying.”

Zombies! They’re kind of real-ish and we all know it. Whether you prefer them shuffling or running, you’ve seen enough of them to last you the next 10 years right? Regardless of how they’re portrayed on TV and film, there is a strange history behind their folklore that reignites my interest. If you’re not zombied-out, check out this episode for some real freaky history.

There you have it! These are all my favourite episodes of Lore. My only complaint is that I wish the episodes were even longer. I learn so much when I listen to the podcast that I’m starting to drive my coworkers crazy with my excited retellings. Even those stories I think I know a lot about are enriched after listening to what Aaron has to say on the subject. What about you? Share your favourite episodes below!

~@bexbz

If you like this list, you'll probably also like 10 More Great Episodes of Lore.

10 Mexican Horror Movies for Cinco de Mayo

 

Cronos (1993) Rated R

Director: Guillermo del Toro | Writer: Guillermo del Toro | Stars: Federico Luppi, Ron Perlman, Claudio Brook

Horror movies often feature some mysterious device that either grants its owner some superhero ability or curses them forever. Cronos is a movie about the latter. Some strange device, designed to grant its owner eternal life, is discovered after hundreds of years, and it doesn’t bring anything good with it. This is the first of two Guillermo del Toro entries on this list (no surprise there) - though, technically, he’s only responsible for the screenplay in the second one. Still, if you like del Toro’s work at all, you should add these to your “to watch” list.

Santa Sangre (1989) Rated NC-17

Director: Alejandro Jodorowsky | Writers: Alejandro Jodorowsky (story & screenplay), Roberto Leoni (adaptation & screenplay), Claudio Argento (screenplay) | Stars: Axel Jodorowsky, Blanca Guerra, Guy Stockwell

Remember when I said there would be a couple stretches, in terms of "Mexican Horror", this is one of them. It's only connection is that it's filmed in Mexico. Still this movie is, to say the very least, something else. It is a weird, unsettling collection of disturbing and violent imagery. A young man is confined in a mental hospital due to the years of violent physical and psychological trauma he was exposed to as a child, at the hands of his own father (who happens to be a crazy, religious fanatic). The movie’s first half is essentially a flashback about the trauma, followed by the man’s escape and reunion with his mother (who was also tortured by the father). This is no Nicholas Sparks-esque reunion, this is horrible and violent and upsetting. Do yourself a favor and give it a watch.

Patient 27 (2014) No Rating

Director: Alejandro G. Alegre | Writer: Alejandro G. Alegre | Stars: Marcos Duarte, Isaac Perez Calzada, Itzel Enciso

This is a lesser-known, hard-to-find movie. You may have to do some searching to actually find a place to watch it but, if you do, consider yourself lucky, I guess. I’m basing that assumption entirely on the two people I’ve talked to, who have both seen this movie and have positive things to say about it (and whose judgement I usually trust). The movie is about a man who starts to notice strange things about a patient receiving treatment at the lab where he works. Patient number 27...dun dun dun! These strange things really start to take their collective tolls on this guy, even to the extent of causing severe insomnia and hallucinations. If you’re like me, this little description is enough to make you want to find this movie and watch it. If you do find it, let me know where, please!

Night of a Thousand Cats (1972) Rated R

Director: Rene Cardona Jr. | Writers: Rene Cardona Jr., Mario A. Zacarias | Stars: Anjanette Comer, Hugo Stiglitz, Zulma Faiad

If that title alone doesn’t pull you in, maybe the idea of a thousand blood-thirsty cats, feasting on the chopped-up body parts of a killer’s victims will. I mean, just let that sink in. It's a pretty crazy concept and, I won’t lie, this movie isn’t really that great. Meaning, it's never going to go down in history as a "classic", but it’s definitely an amusing watch.

We Are What We Are (2010) Not Rated

Director: Jorge Michel Grau | Writer: Jorge Michel Grau | Stars: Francisco Barreiro, Adrian Aguirre, Miriam Balderas

Not to be confused with the other We Are What We Are (2013) that has been streaming on Netflix for the past year or so. That is the remake and, while it isn’t bad and is worth checking out, this one is the original and the original foreign versions of movies are almost always better. This movie tells the story of a strange family who are involved in some weird rituals, and how their weird rituals tie into the fact that they like to eat people. Cannibals ftw!

Poison for the Fairies (1984) No Rating

Director: Carlos Enrique Taboada | Writer: Carlos Enrique Taboada (story & screenplay) | Stars: Ana Patricia Rojo, Elsa Maria Gutierrez, Leonor Llausas

Little-kid killers (not to be confused with little kid-killers, which are much different) are always fun to see in horror movies. So when one of the killer kids convinces her close pal that she’s a witch and that she must now serve her, you know great things are about to happen. I doubt many people would call this an actual “horror” movie, but it could easily be one of those movies that was fun but also scared you when you were a kid. That being said, I know there are plenty horror-loving adults out there who would also appreciate this little treat.

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) Rated R

Director: Troy Nixey | Writers: Guillermo del Toro (screenplay), Matthew Robbins (screenplay) | Stars: Katie Holmes, Guy Pearce, Bailee Madison

Those who have seen del Toro’s Crimson Peak (2015), won’t be surprised to know that it wasn’t his first foray into writing a Gothic-style horror movie. He seems to enjoy, and be quite good at, creating a dark, haunting atmosphere in his horror movies. While del Toro is really the only thing that ties Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark to this list of Mexican horror flicks, I’ll take it. Plus, the story is about a little girl who moves to a new house, where she believes she’s responsible for releasing some creatures from the sealed ash pit that served as their prison. How can that not be at least a little bit interesting??

El Vampiro (1957) No Rating

Director: Fernando Mendez | Writers: Ramon Obon (story & adaptation), Ramon Rodriguez (screenplay) | Stars: Abel Salazar, Ariadna Welter, Carmen Montejo

We’ve all been there, you come home to make funeral arrangements for a beloved family member, and you end up having to deal with the fact that your hometown is being overrun with vampires. Pretty common story, really. El Vampiro is one of the more enjoyable vampire movies I’ve seen - there’s something about black & white vampire movies that’s just better than the ones in color, ya know?

Here Comes the Devil (2012) Not Rated

Director: Adrian Garcia Bogliano | Writer: Adrian Garcia Bogliano | Stars: Laura Caro, Francisco Barreiro, Michele Garcia

It’s every parent's worst nightmare (maybe almost every parent’s worst nightmare), while enjoying a family vacation in Tijuano, a couple’s two children go missing. The kids are eventually reunited with their parents, but it’s clear that something is not right. The mystery of what happened to these kids may have something to do with the strange caves in the area...

The Blue Eyes (2012) No Rating

Director: Eva Aridjis | Writer: Eva Aridjis | Stars: Zachary Booth, Allison Case, Rafael Cortes

Written and directed by Eva Aridjis, the only lady-director/writer on this list (le sigh), The Blue Eyes was a Kickstarter-backed movie. This movie can prove a little difficult to track down - I was lucky enough to find it on YouTube, but I did see it’s available to rent on Vimeo. Ms. Aridjis is up to come cool stuff. She’s currently working on a full-length documentary, called Chuy, the Wolf Man, about a Mexican family diagnosed with congenital hypertrichosis (aka “werewolf syndrome"). This movie, however, centers around an American couple who have a life-changing experience on their trip to Chiapas, Mexico. This isn’t your average “life-changing” trip, mind you. This is “life-changing” because of the horrible, shape-shifting witch they meet.

5 Underrated Horror Villainesses

 

I’m back again to bring you 5 ladies in horror I feel deserve more love than they generally get. Villainesses, take it away!

5. Nancy (Fairuza Balk, The Craft)

Okay, okay, Nancy does get a fair amount of love from the horror community. But seriously, this witch, brought brilliantly to life by Fairuza Balk, is an idol for all us weirdo horror gals who came of age in the 90’s. So maybe she wasn’t a great friend in the end, and I admit, she ultimately proved to be a bit psychotic and megalomaniac. Doesn’t matter. She still rules.

4. Grand High Witch (Angelica Houston, The Witches)

How many of us out there LOVED this movie as kids and still do as adults?!? This lady is a major reason for that. The Witches absolutely helped mold me into the horror fan I am today, after seeing it at the tender age of 5. In her “human” disguise she was elegant, powerful, and compelling. In her actual skin she was super gross-looking and just plain freakin’ frightening. What I’m saying is, get you a lady who can do both! Minor character flaw? She was really into that whole, “extermination of children” thing.

3. Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates, Misery)

Annie is actually moving up in the world and seems to be getting more and more cred with horror fans, and I could not be more proud of the girl! Annie is a truly frightening and all-too-realistic example of what monsters human beings can be. She’s not a creature, not a demon. She’s one of us. Annie even blended into society for a while until she became a frost-bitten wilderness woman. Ms. Wilkes is a scary reminder of what one person is capable of doing to another. All it took for this obsessive fan was a little opportunity.

2. Minnie Castevet (Ruth Gordon, Rosemary's Baby)

Our beloved genre is notoriously over looked when it comes to winning (let alone) being nominated for all those big fancy schmancy Hollywood awards. But the powers that be could not ignore Ruth Gordan’s glittering performance in this film. In fact, she won both the Oscar and the Golden Globe in the Best Supporting Actress category for her portrayal of the manipulative, conniving, and frightening satanic cult devotee, Minnie Castevet. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, mix yourself up a nice cold tannis root smoothie and enjoy.

And who is my number one most underrated villainess of horror?!

1. Claudia (Kirsten Dunst, Interview with the Vampire)

This little blood sucker is trapped forever in the body of a child while her mind matures over the years. Not surprisingly, this makes for one twisted individual. Claudia is a selfish, obsessive, Machiavellian, remorseless little killer vampire in a satin bonnet. What’s not to love?

But wait! I do have a few women of note who deserve an honorable mention…

Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman, Orphan): Dear, sweet, misunderstood Esther. All she wanted was love. The only problem is, she’s completely fucking nuts. Esther does get a lot of attention for being a villainess, and she totally deserves it. I mean, just look at those EYES!! Spine tingling.

Laurie (Anna Paquin, Trick ‘r Treat): How can you not totally love this girl?! There’s really no way to talk about Laurie without spoiling the whole plot of her story in this beloved Halloween anthology. Anyway, let’s just say there’s more to Laurie and her posse than MEATS the eye. ← PUN.

Mombi (Sophie Ward, Return to Oz): Maybe this one technically isn’t horror, but I can’t be the only genre fan out there that absolutely loves this twisted movie. Mombi is a great princess villainess. But let us not forget the most frightening thing about her. She can take off her freakin’ HEAD and change it out for others in her collection. That my friends is the stuff of nightmares. Note: the above picture is my personal favorite noggin in her collection.

~ Sandra (@LilMsMnstr)