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10 More Great Episodes of Lore

I love anthologies and I love the Lore podcast. So when it was announced that Amazon paired up with Lore with the plan of creating an anthology TV series centered around stories covered on the podcast, I was already 100% on board. Our wonderful pal and contributor, Becky, already put together a list of 10 Great Episodes of Lore and folks have expressed their appreciation at getting some quick suggestions of which episodes to check out first. However, since Lore is an ongoing podcast and there have been many new episodes since Becky’s list (her list covered eps 1-26), I’ve decided to follow-up with some more great episodes. I tried to only pull from episodes 27 on but I decided to also include episode 21 because I just really liked it.

"Since the dawn of time, humans have pushed themselves to explore. When that adventure took to the seas, however, it was an invitation for tragedy. The ocean, you see, takes much from us. And sometimes it gives it back."

Ghostships are the subject of countless scary stories, local legends, horror movies, etc. It’s a rather unsettling notion; hundreds of travelers and workers aboard a ship that mysteriously disappears out on the ocean. Sure it’s easy to blame it on a shipwreck, but who really knows? Anything could happen out there -- the ocean is a terrifying place. Not only do those at sea need to worry about killer sharks, sudden storms, and 80-foot giant squids (those, maybe not so much…), but they also need to worry about mysteriously disappearing and then haunting the coast for eternity. That’s the subject of this aptly named episode -- and it’s main focus is the story and the tragic fate of the SS Valencia.

"Safety is a basic human need, and we build a lot of our life around achieving it. This is nothing new, really; humans have always sought safety in a dangerous world. And because of that, it’s those moments when safety is shattered that haunt us the most."

For all you lovers of true crime (my kindred spirits), this episode should definitely appeal to you. It may make you a little uneasy the next time you’re alone in your home -- which is always if you’re a loner like myself. It talks about the tragic case of the Hinterkaifeck murders. Yes, I know that’s a mouthful. This story takes place on the Hinterkaifeck farm, near Munich, Germany, and it ends with the mysterious and gruesome death of the Gruber family. There was no apparent motive for this murder -- money was found in obvious locations in the house meaning robbery was out of the question -- and there were all sorts of strange happenings around the farm. By no means the strangest thing, but quite possibly the most horrible, is that the murderer chose a mattock for his/her weapon. Probably my fault for listening to this by myself in my empty house, but this episode gave me some serious creeps.

"Stories leave a mark on us. They can act like scars or decoration, always there, always reminding us of things that happened. But in some cases, those stories leave behind literal, physical marks. Or do they?"

This episode focuses on stories that may or may not have left actual, physical marks on the world and how even if the physical mark has actually nothing to do with the story, as long as people believe it does, the story is given life and will continue to be told. This is explored by looking at only a few of the stories surrounding the area of Roanoke, NC. The history of Roanoke and the early settlers who went missing, is one of America’s oldest mysteries. But there are more tales and mysteries surrounding this area and they aren’t all involving the lost colony. Mahnke talks about Blackbeard and the pirates who roamed the coast, as well as the story of the Cora Tree, named after Cora the witch. I would love to hear a follow-up to this episode that explores other areas of the world that are teeming with local legends.

"We spend every waking moment surrounded by people. People who talk to us, who interact with us, and who are very much alive and breathing. Which is why it’s that much more shocking when we stumble upon those who aren’t. And it’s more common than you’d think."

I knew a couple kids in high school who found a dead body while in the woods behind one of their houses. I always tried to imagine what that would be like; you’re playing nerf guns or whatever with your friend when you notice a human skeleton, half-buried in the leaves and brush. It’s a crazy thought but it happens far more often than you’d imagine. This episode discusses multiple instances of people crossing paths with human remains and the eventual investigations that take place to determine the identity of the remains, as well as learning the story behind the person's death. It’s an episode that will either make you less likely to go playing around in the woods, for fear of finding a dead body, or more likely to go playing around in the woods due to the anticipation of possibly finding a dead body.

"Folklore has often developed as a response to real-world events, but the opposite has also been true. History has, upon occasion, unintentionally confirmed ancient tales. And nowhere is this more evident, or more bloody, than in the tale of one particular 16th-Century countess."

I have always been fascinated by the story of Elizabeth Bathory. How can one not be intrigued by the story of a young, Hungarian Countess, who has been labeled by the Guinness Book of World Records as the “most prolific female murderer”? Elizabeth Bathory is a perfect example of how family, nobility, and money aren’t enough to get away with murder. Sure, she wasn’t put to death in the same way her accomplices were, but I’d say that being imprisoned in solitary confinement for the rest of her life (which, ended up being only five more years) was not something that typically happened to Countesses. Honestly, I wish this episode was longer as I would’ve welcomed a lot more history on the dear Countess Bathory.

"For as crowded as this world has become, most people feel isolated and alone. Perhaps that’s why so many of us believe that there’s another world, just beyond the veil. But when that veil is tampered with and pulled aside, it’s hard to say what might emerge."

“Some doors are closed for a reason.” We live in a day and age where Spiritualism and mediums are, for the most part, completely “normal” and somewhat accepted concepts. However, in the mid-1800’s, Kate and Margaret Fox (the Fox sisters) emerged on the scene as gifted mediums, with an impressive ability to speak to the other side via a series of raps and clicks. The Fox sisters became famous and conducted seances for hundreds of people (including many notable figures). The sisters continued their scheming for years until a family relative, on their deathbed, finally confessed to the fraud. In addition to the Fox sisters, Mahnke talks about the infamous Phelps mansion in Stratford, CN. and the events that took place, which would eventually go on to inspire all those “haunting in Connecticut” movies and shows. This episode is more interesting than the majority of those “ghost hunting” shows you see on TV.

"Humans have always wandered off into unexplored territory. It’s a key part of our identity to leave safety behind in pursuit of adventure. Those journeys, though, don’t always end in success. In fact, sometimes they end in horrible tragedy."

If you are unfamiliar with the Dyatlov Pass story, you should definitely follow the link and read up on it. It’s one of those unsolved mysteries that provides the perfect backdrop for horror stories. For you lovers of horror, you may have already seen the movie Devil’s Pass, which is loosely based on the Dyatlov Pass incident. Regardless, it’s a crazy story about a group of explorers who go missing in Russia. Clearly there’s much more to the story than just “explorers went missing,” but you’ll have to find all the details out on your own.

"The older the city, the more stories there seem to be. Some places are home to tragedy, while others have played host to disaster or war. Few cities have it all, though, and judging by the pain those stories often reveal, that might be a good thing."

With a title like “Everything Floats,” I sort of expected an episode about boats or deaths at sea. T’was not the case, however. This episode explores the history and mystery behind the city known as “The Big Easy” and one of its most infamous residents, Marie Laveau. If you’re unfamiliar with Mrs. Laveau, it’s important to note that she was a pretty well-regarded VooDoo Priestess -- she was even allowed to “work” out of the St. Louis Cathedral, which is the oldest cathedral in the United States. In addition to the story of Laveau, this episode also talks about Julie White (aka Julia Brown) and some of the bizarre stories surrounding the Manchec Swamp. It seems, in this case, the episode’s title of “Everything Floats” refers to the various New Orleans ghosts as well as the unfortunate occurrence of dead bodies floating to the surface of the Manchec Swamp.

"We’ve been taught since childhood to be honest, because our actions have consequences and our words can hurt people. But the events that took place in a Scottish village over three hundred years ago took that lesson to a darker level."

Mahnke starts this episode by briefly discussing the Cardiff Giant and the idea of “counterfeit folklore.” As long as there has been a thirst for folklore, there have been people looking to take advantage of that thirst. The main bulk of this episode surrounds the history of witch trials in Scotland and, more specifically, how the testimony of an 11-year-old girl named Christian Shaw lead to the deaths of seven supposed witches in the town of Paisley. The history of the Salem witch trials is fairly well known by those with an interest in America’s sordid history. However, the history of Scotland’s persecution of witches and the events which took place in the Bargarran witch trials of 1697, is arguably not as well known. History continues to show us how terrified people can be of the unknown and unexplainable - especially if they decide it is somehow a threat to their faith.

"Civilization was transformed the moment we discovered it. We’ve built it into our religions and use it to advance our technology. Whether we take it for granted or not, there’s a darker side to this tool, and if we’re not careful, we might get burned."

Spontaneous Human Combustion (SHC). This is a concept that most people have heard of. I remember first reading about it when I was pretty young and having a rather unnatural fear that it would actually happen (sort of like the John Mulaney joke re quicksand not being as big of an issue as he imagined it would be). However, maybe my fears were justified. This episode discusses multiple instances of mysterious fires, seemingly occurring from within the human body, and how modern science and forensics are still unable to provide a true scientific explanation for these bizarre cases. How is science supposed to explain a 3000° fire that doesn’t seem to have an accelerant and doesn’t destroy everything around it (mainly just the human body -- and not even all of it!)?


So that’s my list! For those who haven’t listened to Lore, I hope reading about these episodes will encourage you to check it out. For those of you who have listened to Lore and love it like I do, which episodes would you count among your favorites?

~ Jamie (@jamiestamp)

Best "Back-to-School" Horror Movies

It’s that wonderful time of year where parents send their precious little angels back to school to fill their heads with whatever nuggets of info the Board of Education has deemed appropriate. To celebrate, I bring you a list of school-related horror to fill your kid-free hours during the day.

Detention (2011)

Director: Joseph Kahn | Writers: Joseph Kahn, Mark Palermo | Stars: Josh Hutcherson, Shaley Caswell, Spencer Locke, Dane Cook (ikr?!)

An entertaining horror-comedy about a group of highschoolers who find themselves being terrorized by "Cinderhella", a killer named after a character from a popular horror movie. I happen to be a particular fan of these meta/self-referential horror-comedies and this one is funny, clever, and rather underrated, if I do say so myself.

The Faculty (1998)

Director: Robert Rodriguez | Writers: David Wechter (story), Bruce Kimmel (story), Kevin Williamson (screenplay) | Stars: Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, Jon Stewart, Elijah Wood, Daniel von Bargen, Summer Phoenix, Danny Masterson, Louis Black

Ok, so did you read that cast list?! Not only is this movie an entertaining and exciting piece of scifi-horror, but it has an impressively solid list of names. Granted, there are the typical “90’s movie” names (I’m talking to you, Josh Hartnett & Shawn Hatosy!), but you’re also lucky enough to see the likes of Robert Patrick & Famke Janssen. Shit, even Usher makes an appearance. If you’ve never seen this, do yourself a favor and give it a watch. You’ll learn how to defeat aliens with drugs - a lesson you probably weren’t taught in school.

Battle Royal (2000)

Director: Kinji Fukasaku | Writers: Koushun Takami (novel), Kenta Fukasaku (screenplay) | Stars: Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Taro Yamamoto

Most horror fans are familiar with this dystopian novel & film, set in a future Japan. In this future, the Japanese government captures a group of unwilling high school students and forces them to fight to the death - all under the guise of the government's “revolutionary” Battle Royal act. The result is a bloody and vicious fight for survival - and you thought your high school years were tough.

Cooties (2014)

Directors: Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion | Writers: Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan | Stars: Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer, Leigh Whannell, Nasim Pedrad, Jorge Garcia

Listen...people love seeing kids turn into little monsters and start running around, offing all the adults -- It’s a perfect setup for a dark comedy! So when a mysterious “cooties” virus hits an elementary school, the sweet, innocent little schoolchildren are transformed into feral, flesh-eating savages. Watching the remaining teachers attempt to work together to fight off hordes of snarling students is as entertaining as it is hilarious.

Check out The Bloodlust's review of Cooties here.

Carrie (1976)

Director: Brian De Palma | Writers: Stephen King (novel), Lawrence D. Cohen (screenplay) | Stars: Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving

I shouldn’t even have to explain this movie to you. If you’re a fan of horror (or of movies, in general), you’ve seen the original Carrie. You know exactly what scene is being referenced should you ever hear a group of highschool girls start to chant, “Plug it up! Plug it up!” This is one of those iconic horror films you watched when you were in your early teens and already had an ever-growing list of things to be afraid of. Puberty is no picnic, and when you add a religious, domineering mother and newfound telekinetic powers to the mix, it’s no wonder Carrie lost her cool.

Prom Night (1980)

Director: Paul Lynch | Writers: William Gray (screenplay), Robert Guza Jr. (story) | Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Casey Stevens

This movie has a perfect setup for a successful slasher: a terrifying, masked killer, upset about the accidental death of a young girl, stalks the four high school students who have been hiding this secret for years. It basically writes itself! Fans of the slasher-themed horror probably have this movie permanently placed in their movie canon. It’s really one of the classics that seems to get better (and cheesier) with age.

Scream (1996)

Director: Wes Craven | Writer: Kevin Williamson | Stars: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lillard, Jamie Kennedy, Drew Barrymore

“What’s your favorite scary movie?” We’re all very familiar with this 90’s horror favorite from the master, Wes Craven. How could a person not be familiar with it? It did, after all, spawn a series of sequels, a series of parodies, numerous quotable lines, and was meta before being meta was cool. Granted, it wasn’t the first piece of metacinema in the horror genre - it wasn’t even the first for Wes Craven (check out Wes Craven’s New Nightmare)! However, just because it wasn’t the first, doesn’t mean that it didn’t significantly help pave the way for films like Cabin in the Woods and Final Girl. As a fan of the meta-style of film, Scream will always have a place in my lists.

Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)

Director: Peter Weir | Writers: Joan Lindsay (novel), Cliff Green (screenplay) | Stars: Rachel Roberts, Anne-Louise Lambert, Vivean Gray

A teacher and group of students from an Australian girls’ school, vanish without a trace while out on a excursion to Hanging Rock. Personally, I’m a fan of the horror-mystery movies involving people or groups that go missing and the search for clues, etc. etc. They generally have just enough of that “true crime” touch to get me really interested. If you like this movie and others of a similar ilk, I recommend checking out Yellow Brick Road.

Suspiria (1977)

Director: Dario Argento | Writers: Dario Argento (screenplay), Daria Nicolodi (screenplay) | Stars: Jessica Harper, Stefania Casini, Flavio Bucci

This stylish Argento classic is an absolute must-see for fans of horror. In fact, if you haven’t seen it, stop reading immediately and go watch it. Everything from the music, to the colors, to the setting is all expertly used to create a seriously unsettling atmosphere. The story is a simple one: a dancer arrives at an elite German ballet school only to discover it’s actually being run by witches who will kill anyone who threatens them. That’s it. It’s a perfect example of how a good director can make a gorgeous, yet, unnerving horror film without relying heavily on plot.

The Awakening (2011)

Director: Nick Murphy | Writers: Stephen Volk (screenplay), Nick Murphy (screenplay) | Stars: Rebecca Hall, Dominic West, Imelda Staunton

This is one of those movies that doesn’t seem to get talked about much and I find that to be a shame. Set in 1920’s post-war England, paranormal activity debunker, Florence, heads to an appropriately creepy boarding school to investigate the sightings of a ghostly child. Ghosts have been used as fodder for horror movies since about forever and, because of this, many (if not most) ghost movies are complete shit. The Awakening, however, is a much-appreciated exception. I’m still a bit creeped out by a particular scene involving a dollhouse...

Suicide Club (2001)

Director: Sion Sono | Writer: Sion Sono | Stars: Ryo Ishibashi, Masatoshi Nagase, Mai Hosho

High school can really be a rough time for some kids. I mean, puberty is hitting most people (some harder than others), hormones are all over the place, the desire to fit in and belong is a constant presence...the list goes on. However, regardless of how bad your high school experience may have been, chances are 54 of your fellow students didn’t throw themselves in front of a train, sparking a string of student suicides across the country. Welcome to Suicide Club.

The Blackcoat's Daughter / aka February (2015)

Director: Osgood Perkins | Writer: Osgood Perkins | Stars: Emma Roberts, Lauren Holly, Kiernan Shipka

I’ll be honest, I have yet to see this one. However, since it’s on my “to watch” list, I’m adding it to the list. If you are familiar with Osgood Perkins (or Oz Perkins), you’ll know that his movie background isn’t exactly filled with horror titles. In fact, the two movies I recognized him from are Not Another Teen Movie and Legally Blonde. All that aside, The Blackcoat’s Daughter is a horror-thriller about two girls, who get left behind at boarding school and must deal with some mysterious evil force. If that’s the sort of storyline that does it for you, this may be a movie you’ll want to check out.

The Substitute (2007)

Director: Ole Bornedal | Writers: Ole Bornedal (screenplay), Henrik Prip (screenplay) | Stars: Paprika Steen, Ulrich Thomsen, Jonas Wandschneider

Our favorite token dude, Eddie, puts this movie in his favorite subgenre of “kids knowing something up but the adults don’t believe them.” It’s similar to The Faculty in that the kids are convinced their teacher is actually an alien. If you ask me, there should be more alien-related horror because I seem to dig most of the ones I’ve seen. This is a fun horror movie that has as many funny parts as it does creepy - there’s a particular scene where the teacher reads the kids’ minds that’s particularly great. A great watch if you’re with a group of friends!

Are there any we missed? Let us know in the comments!

"Killer" Shark Movies to Check Out This Summer

I’ve always been a big fan of sharks; I love learning about them, watching horror movies about them, and even dropping $70 on Jaws-themed Sperry’s (a move which I absolutely do not regret). Since Shark Week, arguably the best week of the summer, kicked off yesterday evening, here is a list of shark-themed horror movies you can turn to when you just can’t sit through anymore of “Sharks After Dark” (which sorta sounds like scandalous TV, but is actually hosted by horror's own Eli Roth and narrated by GoT badass, Lena Headey). Also, as an extra tidbit of info, were you aware there’s a Global Shark Attack File? Enjoy!

Discovery Channel's Shark Week premiered on June 26th and airs through July 3rd.

1. Jaws, 1975

When Jaws was released in theaters on June 20, 1975, it gave America, nay, the world, exactly what it never knew it always wanted: the “summer blockbuster.” It terrified thousands and forever made movie-goers everywhere a little more reluctant to go for a dip in the ocean. This movie has everything going for it - a perfect cast, fantastic score and sound design (people who haven’t even seen Jaws are familiar with the theme music), and a simple yet terrifying story about a killer great white. In my humble opinion, Jaws is as close to cinematic perfection as a movie can get. This is one of the few instances where I will admit to preferring the movie to the book.

2. Jaws II, Jaws III, Jaws: The Revenge, Jaws 3D

With its success in creating the concept of the “summer blockbuster”, it only stands to reason that Jaws would also be, in part, responsible for the subsequent concept of “franchise sequels.” Regardless of how much a person loves sharks and shark movies, even putting Jaws II, III, The Revenge, and 3D anywhere near a list of “top killer shark flicks” should be sacrilege. However, since whatever success these sequels managed to enjoy was a direct result of being related to the original (like almost any other sequel), they should be included to, at the very least, illustrate how Jaws paved the way for future terrible “killer shark” movies. BTW Michael Caine is in Jaws: The Revenge. Seriously.

3. Deep Blue Sea, 1999

There hadn’t been many successful “killer shark” movies released before Deep Blue Sea came to theaters in the summer of 1999. Casual movie-goers and horror-lovers alike were clearly overdue for a solid summer shark movie - Deep Blue Sea had a budget of $60 million and grossed $164.6 million at the boxoffice. That’s pretty huge for a movie that is nowhere near as good or well-done as Jaws. That being said, I’m not ashamed to admit that I rather enjoy Deep Blue Sea. You’re introduced to some pretty off-the-wall science right away so suspending your disbelief for the rest of the movie isn’t much of a problem. Did I mention that not only is Sam Jackson in DBS but so is one Mr. LL Cool J. Ladies Love Cool James, amiright?

4. The Reef, 2010

This 2010 Australian film about a group of friends whose sailing trip to Indonesia goes awry - thanks to a capsized boat and a killer great white - was not as successful at the box office as some of the others on this list. Regardless, I thought The Reef was solidly tense and well-done. The film used an interesting marketing strategy in an effort to build interest; the production crew streamed the film live on the film’s website, while it was in production. The movie was loosely based on the story of Ray Boundy, who was the only survivor in a very similar incident, though the film tried not to advertise that info as they feared it would hurt the Australian tourist industry (as if there aren’t a thousand other animals that can kill you in that country). Perhaps my favorite feature of this movie is the use of actual shark footage. Sharks are awesome and amazing creatures and showing actual footage can be more effective than CGI - just ask the folks who run Discovery Channel’s Shark Week.

5. Sharknado, 2013

Anyone with any familiarity with the SyFy Channel knows they love to show B-movies about ridiculous, non-existent animals in a battle to the death (a la Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf - yeah...that's an actual movie). Well it seems SyFy also loves just showing movies that are barely trying to be believable. Sharknado is one of those inexplicable cult favorites that blew up in popularity almost solely from its complete and utter ridiculousness. Shark tornados?! Seriously?! It sounds batshit crazy but it obviously worked, and now, three inevitable sequels later, I think the Sharknado franchise has finally run its course. But who would’ve thought a movie starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid, about killer sharks traveling in huge waterspouts, would’ve become such a hit??

6. Sharktopus, 2010

If there’s anything people know the US Navy is up to it’s genetically engineering a half-shark half-octopus hybrid to use as a war machine. This is something important that the American government has been working on for ages. Or, at least, that’s what Sharktopus wants its viewers to believe. When this hybrid sea monster eventually escapes from its “handlers”, is it any surprise when it begins attacking innocent beach-goers?? No, it is not. This movie sounds ridiculous and is, in fact, ridiculous. That, however, doesn’t take away from its entertainment factor - I laughed many a time whilst watching. It is important to note that the “success” and “demand” for Sharktopus has resulted in a couple spin-offs: Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf and Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (one of Heart's lesser-known hits).

7. Open Water, 2003

Another film loosely based on actual events (Tom and Eileen Lonergan), Open Water tells the story of two scuba divers who are separated from their dive group and become stranded at sea. This makers of this film were striving toward shark authenticity so live sharks and shark footage were used during filming. The public seems to be pretty divided on this movie, with some thinking it was a solid piece of minimalist filmmaking and others thinking it was “too slow” and delivered very little action. Regardless of which group you side with, Open Water is a tense reminder to never become separated from your scuba diving group.

8. 12 Days of Terror, 2004

Over 12 days during July 1916, a shark terrorized beach-goers along the Jersey Coast, killing four people and injuring one. This is another true story about a rogue shark with a taste for humans. What made this particular shark different from others was not only its taste for humans, but also the fact that it ventured into the freshwaters of the Matawan Creek to hunt and kill. Believed at the time to be a great white shark, it is now widely debated that it was, in fact, a bull shark (they have been known to venture into freshwaters to hunt and are notoriously aggressive). This story has been told and shown in many different ways during Discovery Channel’s annual Shark Week celebration and, like many shark attack stories, is a tragic one. 12 Days of Terror first premiered on Animal Plant, then was aired again on the Discovery Channel. There’s always a good chance they’ll air it again during Shark Week so if you haven’t seen it, be sure to be on the lookout for it this summer!

9. Jersey Shore Shark Attack, 2012

One would think this movie would be very similar to the previous entry, 12 Days of Terror; however, one would be incorrect in thinking so. Maybe this movie likes to claim that it is based on the Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916, but its connection is feeble at best. In fact, this is more similar to MTV show, Jersey Shore, than to 12 Days of Terror. In terms of quality and overall substance, JSSA is right there with Sharknado. It is just a cheesy, so-bad-it’s-good B-movie (despite not even the best out of that bunch).

10. Megalodon, 2013

What could possibly be scarier than a huge great white shark? Why a mega-huge megalodon, of course! For those who may be unfamiliar with this Early Miocene, Late Pliocene behemoth, the megalodon was a 59-foot relative of the shark and stalked the earth’s oceans about 2.5 million years ago. The idea of a 59-foot great white swimming under your boat is nothing short of horrifying. Sadly, I can’t really say Megalodon was a good film - it didn’t even have an endearing cheese-factor to it. However, it does serve as a sort of segway for me to mention the faux documentary, Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives, which aired on the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week in 2013. This fake doc caused quite a stir and had fans of Shark Week furious at its creators. Apparently folks needed more than the small disclaimer at the beginning of the show to let them know that the megalodon is not a currently-existing creature. Shark Week can only provide so much new shark info each year; I, for one, was pleasantly surprised they attempted to include a little humor with the lineup. I like to think it also just served to highlight the fools who either get easily upset over dumb things or who need to read a little more about natural history and the awesome animals that roamed this planet.

Sharks are a favorite subject among many makers of creature feature B-movies, and when it comes to the scale in quality for these films, Jaws is like the filet and Sharknado is one of those whole-chicken-in-a-can things. There are many terrible, cheesy creature features out there to choose from, if that’s what you’re in the mood for. Here’s a list of even more killer shark movies (plus a few non-shark flicks) for your perusal:

Please note I haven't watched all of these, therefore cannot endorse them all. If you choose to watch one, you do so at your own risk!

Shark Night 3D
2-Headed Shark Attack
Attack of the Jurassic Shark
Sand Sharks
Avalanche Sharks
Super Shark
The Last Shark
Red Water
Shark Swarm
Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
Ghost Shark
Bait 3D
Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark
Supergator
Piranhaconda
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
Dinoshark
Robocroc
Dinocroc
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
SharkMan

~ @jamiestamp